Five things

And to keep up....The five things I heard too often in 2005:

1. Honey, will you help me.......

2. Honey, my Mom is coming over today

3. Dad, Dad, Dad.......get off me, you're too fat, I can't move you......(when wrestling with my son)

4. Dad, I "need" new........ (my daughter learning the fine difference between needs and wants)

5. Owner Man....I dislike you far more than you will ever realize (what I know that Boomer our way too fat cat is saying to me all the time)